You are a sexual failure. Unfortunately for you, you'll never get to fuck me. Fortunately for you, there is a whole other gender of people that you might have a chance with! So let me tell you the story of how I'm going to make you gay. After all, it's your only chance for any sort of sexual pleasure in your future. Just accept it now...or don't, and accept it later. Either way, I see cock in your future.