I bet you're all pent up in Locktober chastity now, aren't you? Well here's a little treat for you -- I'll let you jerk off today! The catch is that you can only jerk off through your chastity device. Don't worry, I promise it will be just as good and as satisfying as the real thing! After all, beggars can't be choosers. So take that locked cock out and start stroking. I'm ready for a good laugh at you today.