Hey loser -- it's that time again where you jerk off to me. You can't help yourself, of course, so go ahead -- whip it out and start stroking. Each stroke brings you closer to me, closer to serving me, closer to being mine. Show me how badly you want me to be your bitch by edging yourself to me. I want you to bring yourself as close as possible to cumming, and when I snap my fingers, you'll cum for me...